Random humor

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Stuff worth saving for the appropriate time:

• response to awesome joke: Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
• Variation to crazy ideas: Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• to a stupid statement: hold on while I find a Burger King application for you...
  
• What is your major malfunction? (or replace your with their, for a third party)
• i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
• Wow - so YOU are the one responsible for http://www.timecube.com/
• Pranks
• Daily WTF

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